May 2013
pastalad:
pastalad:
so this morning my dad said
“hey we got some tomatos”
and i walk into the kITCHEN AND THE ENTIRE TABLE WAS COMPLETELY COVERED IN TOMATOS LIKE DAD THAT IS NOT SOME TOMATOS THAT IS A FUCKLOAD OF TOMATOS
WHRE DID YOU EVEN GET ALL OF THESE TOMATOS
JUST IN CASE YOU FUCKERS THOUGH TI WAS JOKING
“We should do away with the absolutely specious notion that everybody has to earn...”
– Buckminster Fuller (via saturniine)
snowllux:
snowllux:
when you search corpses of people you worked hard to kill and they don’t have any money
I FORGOT TO MENTION I’M PLAYING A GAME OMG
1atula:
elsenliberator:
Pros to naming your future child “Yeehaw”:
You get to have a kid named fucking Yeehaw
Cons:
absolutely no drawbacks name your kid Yeehaw
also a pro: being able to angrily yell yeehaw at the top of your lungs in public places whenever your child misbehaves
ichinoue:
The thing is… even if my OTP never becomes canon, I will still ship it. even if you write out a dissertation explaining why my OTP will never become canon, I will still ship it. even if the creator issued a statement tomorrow that said my OTP will never become canon, I will still ship it. even if no one else in the universe ships my OTP, I will still ship it. You wanna know why?...
tentacruels:
On an iPhone “yolo” autocorrects to “tool” and I think that’s beautiful
person: i can spend all day on the internet
me: do you have a tumblr?
person: no
me: do you read fanfiction?
person: no
me: I don't understand
morristibbs:
IF SOMEONE IS SCARED OF SPIDERS OR BUGS DONT FUCKING PICK ONE UP AND WALK TOWARDS THEM WITH IT YOU ARENT FUCKING FUNNY YOU’RE A GODDAMN ASSHOLE
“God we fuck up teenagers’ heads. We tell them that biological conditions are...”
– The Pervocracy - “Teenage Panic.” (via klonazepam)
Reblog if your icon is a fine piece of ass.
askgeorgebush:
have you ever just wanted to bitch and whine about shit you have to put up with but everyones already putting up with three times the amount of bullshit you are so you just sort of feel bad for even considering complaining at all
necrophilofthefuture:
watch out im gonna
