Computergeek715so i typed this up in a wordpad
and i found a printer (one of my neighbours)
and i
printed some
i just did more
omg i just heard someone next door scream “WHO IS DOING THIS”
i wonder if they can HEAR ME LAUGHGING
NOW I’M DONE
THIS IS THE LAST ONE
THIS TIME
I AM DONE THIS TIME
The Microsoft XPS Document writer doesn’t print to a physical printer, It’s more of a printer emulator. It prints your document to a .XPS file and saves it. It’s included in Windows.
MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN
RED ASLERT
I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??
update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost
He’ll be vital to your quest later, don’t forget about him.
Forgot homework.
Left front door open.
Trying to understand fandoms for the first time.
Look at all the fucks I give.
What the fuck is this.
Someone makes a joke but no one gets it.
Plans for the future.
Condom bursts.
“Sure, Why not!”
It’s canon.
“Who cares?”
Life.
(via doll-freaking-house)
since this is yahoo, can someone help me please?
i held a girl’s hand the other day and she didn’t come to school for like a week. did i made her pregnant?
(via termsofenlightenment)
if you rip out my headphones while im listening to music because you think its funny i will personally escort you to the gates of hell
(via termsofenlightenment)
ShirtPunch Design #2:Born to Rebel - by inkone
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(via termsofenlightenment)
It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth
This speaks to me on a deep emotional level.
(via expelliatardis)
so this morning my dad said
“hey we got some tomatos”
and i walk into the kITCHEN AND THE ENTIRE TABLE WAS COMPLETELY COVERED IN TOMATOS LIKE DAD THAT IS NOT SOME TOMATOS THAT IS A FUCKLOAD OF TOMATOS
WHRE DID YOU EVEN GET ALL OF THESE TOMATOS
JUST IN CASE YOU FUCKERS THOUGH TI WAS JOKING
(via brokenlikeapromise)
